so explain again why im purple
no
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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