I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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