you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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