I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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