Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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