after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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