The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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