i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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