he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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