Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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