Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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