dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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