It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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