We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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