chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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