I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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