ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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