are you so shy because you have an std?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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