Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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