Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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