I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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