I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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