i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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