I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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