brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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