i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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