dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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