he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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