DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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