Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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