Kiss
Puke
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
How external is "for external use only"?
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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