I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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