Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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