tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You pole danced in your parka.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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