Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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