heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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