If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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