do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize