how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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