i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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