guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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