It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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