It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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