Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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