he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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