his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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