Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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