she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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