please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
sex in a hospital.. check
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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