u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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